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Vietnam’s Rare Earth Mining Expansion: Profits And Green-Washing?

Opinion by Karen Cohen

Vietnam, known for its vast untapped rare earth resources, is ramping up its efforts to expand mining activities in this sector. The potential economic benefits are undeniable, with billions in profits expected for both energy companies and government-connected oligarchs. However, amidst these promises, questions arise concerning the environmental impact of rare earth mining and whether governments are truly prioritizing sustainability or merely engaging in green-washing.

Vietnam’s Rare Earth Potential:

Vietnam has joined the ranks of China, Russia, and Brazil as one of the world’s leading countries in terms of untapped rare earth resources. According to the U.S. Geological Survey’s Mineral Commodity Summaries, January 2023, Vietnam boasts a staggering 22,000,000 metric tons of rare earth reserves. Furthermore, a plan signed by Deputy Prime Minister Tran Hong Ha reveals Vietnam’s goal to mine two million metric tons of rare earths annually by 2030 (Tuoi Tre).

Environmental Concerns:

The negative environmental impact of rare earth mining is well-documented, and it is vital to discern whether governments truly prioritize sustainable practices in their pursuit of profits. China serves as a cautionary tale, with its rare earth industry causing severe damage to the ecological environment, including the destruction of vegetation, pollution of surface water, groundwater, and farmland, and even landslides and clogged rivers (China’s State Council).

The Danger of Toxic Waste:

Both the mining and processing of rare earths contribute to mountains of toxic waste, leading to significant environmental and health hazards. For every ton of rare earth produced, staggering amounts of waste are generated, including 13 kg of dust, 9,600-12,000 cubic meters of waste gas, 75 cubic meters of wastewater, and one ton of radioactive residue. Rare earth ores often contain radioactive thorium and uranium, resulting in particularly detrimental health effects. In total, the production … Read more

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Climate Activist Gives Up on Single-Use Plastics, Embraces Toddler Lifestyle

By Nguyen Ayi

In a shocking turn of events, renowned climate activist, Whiney Sachs, has given up on his mission to avoid single-use plastics. Sachs, who has been an outspoken advocate for environmental conservation, has recently admitted defeat, citing the ubiquity of single-use plastics in every transaction and the emotional exhaustion that comes with trying to avoid them.

“I’ve been trying to do my part, but it’s just impossible,” said Sachs in a recent interview. “Everywhere I turn, there’s plastic cups, straws, and bags. I feel like I’m fighting a losing battle.”

Sachs went on to explain that he had come to the realization that no one individual can make a difference, and that it’s up to governments to take action by banning single-use plastics. Until then, Sachs has decided to embrace a toddler lifestyle by using a plastic cup and straw with every drink.

“I’ve decided to stop stressing about it and just enjoy life,” said Sachs, sipping from his plastic sippy cup. “If the world is going to drown in plastic, I might as well go down with a smile on my face.”

The news of Sachs’ surrender has been met with mixed reactions from the environmental community, with some praising his honesty and others criticizing his defeatist attitude.

“He’s given up too easily,” said fellow activist, Sally Sanctimonious. “We need to keep fighting and pushing for change. Giving in is not an option.”

Despite the criticism, Sachs seems content with his decision and plans to continue living his life with a newfound sense of freedom and ease.

“I’m not saying we should all give up on the environment,” said Sachs. “But sometimes, it’s okay to take a step back and enjoy the little things in life. Like a plastic sippy cup.”

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Vietnamese Youth Proudly Declare: “We’re Number 1!”

By Nguyen Ayi

In a surprising turn of events, Vietnamese youth are celebrating their country’s recent ranking as the number one plastic waste contributor in the world. While many people might be concerned about the implications of such a dubious honor, Vietnamese youth are embracing it with open arms.

“We knew we were good at something,” said Hoang, a 22-year-old student from Hanoi. “It’s nice to finally be recognized for our hard work and dedication to polluting the environment.”

The youth of Vietnam have long been known for their competitive spirit, and now they have a new metric to track their success. While other countries may boast about their high literacy rates, low crime rates, or advanced healthcare systems, Vietnam’s youth are proud to lead the world in plastic waste.

“Sure, other countries may have better healthcare or education systems, but can they match us in terms of plastic waste?” asked Trang, a 19-year-old from Ho Chi Minh City. “I don’t think so.”

Some may argue that being the number one plastic waste contributor is nothing to be proud of, but Vietnamese youth see it as a sign of progress. After all, it takes a lot of effort to produce that much plastic waste. It’s a testament to the country’s ingenuity and work ethic.

“We’re not just throwing away plastic bottles and bags willy-nilly,” said Phuong, a 20-year-old from Da Nang. “We’re doing it with purpose and intention. It’s all about setting goals and achieving them.”

Despite the concerns of environmentalists and other countries, Vietnamese youth remain undeterred. They see plastic waste as a way to showcase their country’s strengths and to prove that they can compete with the best of them.

“We’re not just number one in plastic waste,” said Hoang. “We’re number one in spirit, too.”

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Burning Plastics: The Newest Health Craze

By Ngyuen Ayi

Burning plastics and trash has long been known to be harmful to our health. It can cause respiratory problems, heart disease, and even cancer. But what if I told you that inhaling your neighbors burning plastic trash could actually be good for you?

That’s right, inhaling burning plastics is the new health craze in Vietnam. People are flocking to polluted cities in droves, hoping to reap the benefits of this newfound miracle cure.

So what are the health benefits of inhaling your neighbors burning trash? Well, for one, it can help you lose weight. The fine particles in polluted air can irritate your lungs, making it difficult to breathe. This can lead to a decrease in appetite and weight loss.

Air pollution can also help you sleep better. The noise pollution from traffic and industry can be very relaxing, and the smog can actually act as a natural sedative. Burning plastics are high in carbon monoxide which can replace your need to take an Ambien or Valium.

In addition, it can improve your marriage. Your spouse has been having an affair with the neighbor for months, and spending more time on their property could signal your interest in keeping the marriage together.

And finally, inhaling your neighbor’s burning plastics can help you live longer. Studies have shown that people who live in polluted cities tend to have longer lifespans than those who live in clean air. This is thought to be due to the fact that air pollution from burning trash can boost the immune system and fight off disease.

So if you’re looking for a new way to improve your health, why not try inhaling your neighbor’s burning trash? It’s the latest and greatest health craze, and it’s sure to do wonders for your body and … Read more

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Ban Single-Use Plastics Now!

The Plastic Problem in Vietnam: Why a Ban on Single-Use Plastics is Essential

Vietnam has long been known for its natural beauty, with pristine beaches and breathtaking landscapes attracting millions of tourists every year. However, this beauty is being threatened by the country’s plastic problem. Vietnam is one of the top contributors to the ocean’s plastic pollution, with an estimated 1.8 million tons of plastic waste being generated every year.

The majority of this plastic waste comes from single-use plastics such as plastic bags, straws, and food packaging. These items are used once and then discarded, often ending up in the environment where they take hundreds of years to decompose. This not only harms marine life, but also affects human health and the economy.

Studies have shown that plastic pollution has a significant impact on marine life, with animals such as sea turtles and dolphins mistaking plastic for food and ingesting it. This can lead to internal injuries and even death. Plastic waste also damages the fishing industry, as fish and other marine life can become entangled in plastic debris or ingest it, leading to decreased population and income for fishermen.

The impact of plastic pollution is not limited to marine life, as it also affects human health. Plastic waste releases toxic chemicals into the environment, which can enter the food chain and harm human health. In addition, plastic waste can clog drains and cause flooding, leading to the spread of waterborne diseases.

Furthermore, the economic impact of plastic pollution is significant, as it affects tourism and the fishing industry. Tourists are less likely to visit beaches that are covered in plastic waste, leading to decreased income for local businesses. In addition, plastic waste damages fishing equipment and decreases the amount of fish caught, leading to decreased income for fishermen.… Read more

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Cars Are Making Vietnam’s Cities Unlivable

Opinion By Nguyen Ayi

Vietnam’s extensive use of cars has caused several traffic problems that have paved the way for traditional motorbikes and bicycles to take over the roads. Cars take up a lot of space and require wider roads, which is not possible in Vietnam’s urban areas. On the other hand, motorbikes and bicycles are narrow and agile, allowing them to navigate through traffic with ease.

The traffic congestion caused by cars leads to longer commute times and reduced productivity. Additionally, cars produce more pollution than motorbikes and bicycles, which contributes to air pollution and climate change.

Motorbikes and bicycles have been a part of Vietnamese culture for a long time, and they offer several benefits. They require less fuel, are more affordable, and are easier to maintain. Moreover, they offer a sense of community as people ride together and help each other out in times of need.

The Vietnamese government has recognized the benefits of motorbikes and bicycles and has taken measures to promote their use. For example, bicycle lanes have been introduced in some cities, and the government has offered subsidies for those who choose to use motorbikes and bicycles instead of cars.

In conclusion, cars in Vietnam are causing significant traffic problems that are detrimental to the country’s productivity and environment. Traditional motorbikes and bicycles offer a superior alternative that is more affordable, eco-friendly, and culturally significant. By promoting the use of motorbikes and bicycles, Vietnam can tackle its traffic issues and build a sustainable future.

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Pets Or Meat? Endangered Wildlife Issues In Vietnam

by Joe Fotalattee

Tuoi Tre reported on Sunday that an endangered long-tailed monkey was roaming on Huynh Tan Phat Street in D7, scaling telecom cables and house roofs before breaking into local homes in search of food.

According to a representative of the Ho Chi Minh City Forest Protection Department, using images captured by locals, they were able to identify the animal as a long-tailed macaque, scientifically known as Macaca fascicularis.

To handle the primate, the Forest Protection Department of Ho Chi Minh City worked with the neighborhood authorities.

Recently an animal protection organization called Education for Nature – Vietnam (ENV), released a PSA entitled “Ditzy Man,” serving as a friendly reminder to all Vietnamese citizens that wildlife is protected by the law and that violators may face harsh penalties.