Satire by Joe Fotalattee
Numerous unmuzzled children and men were witnessed peeing outside in Binh Thanh and Phu Nhuan districts.
Drunk men now use Truong Sa Street and Hoang Sa Street along the canal as a toilet, which spans about eight kilometers and passes through seven districts, including District 1, District 3, District 10, Phu Nhuan, Tan Binh, Go Vap, and Binh Thanh.
“Many people are so irresponsible that they bring their children to this green space to poop, leaving behind strong odors,” said a street cleaning worker in Phu Nhuan District. “I mean there are people who use this space for their cute dogs.”
Many people downtown have been irresponsible with their children and husbands, allowing them to roam in public spaces and creating a nuisance in our natural spaces.
“I make sure mine wash their hands after, but it is hard to train others like the food vendors littering the neighborhood,” said Binh Vinh, who regularly disciplines his children with spankings and occasionally beats his wife.
Moc Lon, a mom at the park in District 3 added, “It isn’t inhumane to teach your kids simple hygiene. Don’t get me wrong, I am not some sociopath that hates animals, I just want people to behave better and use some common sense when it comes to the issues that matter.”
“I am honestly so sick of children running wild in the street like chickens. I don’t want to blame the parents when we could muzzle the children, or at least have one of those kid leashes,” said Con Dee, a local business owner of a dangerous and amateur plastic surgery business in Phu Nhuan.
“These parents should get their kids a pet so they learn some responsibility and empathy. I wouldn’t want my kid growing up to become some asshole, gotcha journalist, or something worse.”
This fake article was inspired by misguided outrage