By Nguyen Ayi
Trump’s Extensive Indictment Brings Unexpected Joy to an Expat
Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam – In a twist of irony, an expatriate residing in Vietnam has found himself relishing the news of Donald Trump’s federal indictment a little too much. As the rest of the world grapples with the repercussions of the former president’s misdeeds, one foreigner has discovered an unexpected source of satisfaction amid a sea of intrigue.
As John scrolls through his news feed, the headline catches his eye: “Trump Faces 36-Count Federal Indictment.” Unable to contain his excitement, John’s face breaks into an almost maniacal grin, eliciting bewildered glances from locals who are unaware of the magnitude of Trump’s crimes.
In the land of Pho and motorbikes, where the daily concerns revolve around street food delicacies and navigating the bustling streets, John finds solace in the political chaos unfolding thousands of miles away. While Vietnamese citizens and the government remain blissfully ignorant of Trump’s extensive list of charges and crimes, John revels in the knowledge that justice may finally be catching up to the former leader.
As John shares the news with fellow expats at a local watering hole, a sense of schadenfreude permeates the air. Each sip of his craft beer seems to be imbued with the sweet taste of satisfaction as he imagines Trump navigating the legal labyrinth that awaits him, facing the weight of 36 counts of wrongdoing. While the Vietnamese locals remain unaware, John delights in his newfound role as the bearer of the latest developments in American politics.
It’s a peculiar juxtaposition, witnessing a foreigner basking in the drama of a political scandal while the local community remains oblivious to its existence. As John’s friends try to comprehend his unwavering glee, they can’t help but wonder if he has become too immersed in the international news cycle, detached from the realities of his surroundings.
But John remains unfazed. He sees himself as an ambassador of justice, an emissary of righteousness in a foreign land. With every passing day, he clings to the hope that the news of Trump’s 36-count indictment will eventually make its way to Vietnam, bringing enlightenment to the local population and the government alike.
For now, though, John continues his solitary quest for vindication, finding solace in the headlines that remain unknown to those around him. In this strange chapter of his expat life, Trump’s extensive indictment has become a personal triumph—a guilty pleasure that he relishes, even if it exists in the shadows of a nation unaware.
And don’t forget a new indictment coming in a week or two!