By Ngyuen Ayi
Burning plastics and trash has long been known to be harmful to our health. It can cause respiratory problems, heart disease, and even cancer. But what if I told you that inhaling your neighbors burning plastic trash could actually be good for you?
That’s right, inhaling burning plastics is the new health craze in Vietnam. People are flocking to polluted cities in droves, hoping to reap the benefits of this newfound miracle cure.
So what are the health benefits of inhaling your neighbors burning trash? Well, for one, it can help you lose weight. The fine particles in polluted air can irritate your lungs, making it difficult to breathe. This can lead to a decrease in appetite and weight loss.
Air pollution can also help you sleep better. The noise pollution from traffic and industry can be very relaxing, and the smog can actually act as a natural sedative. Burning plastics are high in carbon monoxide which can replace your need to take an Ambien or Valium.
In addition, it can improve your marriage. Your spouse has been having an affair with the neighbor for months, and spending more time on their property could signal your interest in keeping the marriage together.
And finally, inhaling your neighbor’s burning plastics can help you live longer. Studies have shown that people who live in polluted cities tend to have longer lifespans than those who live in clean air. This is thought to be due to the fact that air pollution from burning trash can boost the immune system and fight off disease.
So if you’re looking for a new way to improve your health, why not try inhaling your neighbor’s burning trash? It’s the latest and greatest health craze, and it’s sure to do wonders for your body and mind. Fortunately, in Vietnam, you don’t need to make a choice and can naturally reap these health benefits from the unselfish people all around you.