Nguyen Ayi

By Nguyen Ayi

It’s no secret that Vietnam is no stranger to sweltering temperatures, but this year’s heatwave has taken everyone by surprise. With record-breaking temperatures hitting the country, people are doing everything they can to stay cool. And by everything, we mean ordering single iced milk teas in plastic bags and packaging delivered by motorbike across town.

Yes, you read that right. In the midst of a climate crisis, people are turning to plastic bags and motorbikes as their ultimate heatwave survival kit. And why not? A single iced milk tea in a plastic bag is not only refreshing but also doubles as a hand-held fan. And who needs air conditioning when you have a motorbike delivering your drink right to your doorstep?

But don’t take our word for it. Just ask any motorbike delivery driver in Vietnam and they’ll tell you that their job has never been busier. “I used to deliver food and groceries, but now it’s mostly iced milk tea and other drinks in plastic bags,” says Nguyen, a motorbike delivery driver in Ho Chi Minh City. “People will do anything to stay cool in this heat.”

And who can blame them? With temperatures soaring above 40 degrees Celsius, it’s no wonder that people are resorting to extreme measures to stay cool. It’s a great way to cope with the heat and we can rely on our trusty motorbike drivers and plastic bags to get us through the heatwave, and isn’t always cool when we break a new record!

By Nguyen Ayi

As the world continues to grapple with the plastic pollution crisis, one brave coffee shop owner in Vietnam has taken a bold stand: plastic straws for every drink, whether you want one or not.

“Look, we all know plastic is bad for the environment,” said the owner, who asked to remain anonymous. “But hear me out: plastic straws are just so darn convenient. And they make the drink taste better, somehow.”

Despite protests from customers and environmental groups, the coffee shop owner has refused to budge on his straw policy. “We’re just doing our part to keep the world turning,” he said.

Some customers have attempted to bring their own reusable straws, but they are promptly confiscated at the door. “We can’t risk any contamination,” the owner explained.

The coffee shop has seen a surge in business since implementing the policy, with customers flocking from far and wide to experience the convenience of a plastic straw. “I never realized how much I needed a straw until now,” said one satisfied customer.

Environmentalists have criticized the move, pointing out the devastating impact of plastic pollution on marine life and ecosystems. But the coffee shop owner remains defiant. “Sure, we might be killing the planet,” he said. “But at least we’re doing it in style.”

By Nguyen Ayi

Vietnam has announced that they will soon propose a new policy for future consideration. While the details of the policy have yet to be revealed, the announcement has already caused a flurry of media attention.

Despite not actually having anything to announce yet, Vietnam has encouraged the media to start reporting on the proposed policy. “We’re really excited about this policy proposal,” said a government spokesperson. “We just haven’t had the time to actually come up with any specifics yet.”

Critics have pointed out that this announcement is essentially meaningless, and that Vietnam is just trying to generate positive media coverage without actually doing anything. “This is just a classic case of political posturing,” said one commentator. “Vietnam wants to appear proactive without actually having to do anything.”

Despite the criticism, the media has already started reporting on the proposed policy, speculating about what it might entail. Some have suggested that it could be related to environmental regulations or tax reform, while others have speculated that it might be a new initiative to boost tourism.

Only time will tell what Vietnam’s new policy proposal will actually entail. In the meantime, the media will continue to report on a policy that doesn’t yet exist, and the government will continue to bask in the glow of positive media attention. The future policy may be announced when the government gathers in late May, but if there is a draft on the announcement prior, we will speculate with updates here at The Vietnam Beat.

By Nguyen Ayi

As parents, we all want what’s best for our children. We want them to grow up healthy, happy, and smart. But what if I told you that there is a secret to achieving all of this with minimal effort? What if I told you that you could achieve all of this by simply feeding your kids sugary drinks and letting them play on an iPad all day?

Yes, you read that right. According to recent studies, feeding your kids sugary drinks and letting them play on an iPad all day can have some surprising benefits.

Firstly, sugary drinks are packed with energy, which means that your kids will have a constant supply of fuel to keep them going all day long. They won’t need to take naps or slow down, which means that they’ll have more time to learn and explore.

Secondly, iPads are like magic portals to infinite knowledge. Your kids can learn anything they want just by typing it into the search bar. They can learn about history, science, math, and even how to make slime. Who needs school when you have an iPad?

But the benefits don’t stop there. By letting your kids consume copious amounts of sugar and stare at a screen all day long, you’re also teaching them important life skills.

They’ll learn how to multitask, how to ignore their physical needs, and how to tune out the world around them. These skills will come in handy when they grow up and have to work long hours at a desk job.

And let’s not forget the social benefits. By letting your kids indulge in sugary drinks and screen time, you’re giving them a common interest that they can bond over with their peers. They can share their favorite YouTube channels and talk … Read more