By Joe Fotalatte
An unnamed patient, who we will refer to as Ding Dong Wang Schlong for this article, was hospitalized in Hanoi on Thursday after receiving silicone injections intended to enlarge his one-eyed trouser snake.
The patient had swollen rumpleforeskin at the hospital, and doctors removed silicone and reconstructed the patient’s wiener schnitzel mini-me, according to VnExpress.
There are several ways to enlarge a meat stick pocket rocket, but all methods must be carried out in secure facilities by qualified medical professionals. Self-inflicted silicone injections of a cranny hunter flapdoodle result in discomfort, erectile dysfunction, and problems during sexual activity with one’s frank and beans fire hose. Many severe cases lead to amputation of the banana bratwurst anaconda fiddle spindle pulling prick plum tree shaker.
Editor’s Note: This article is not related to the recent news of 200,000 strokes.