October 18th, 2025 is officially dubbed No Kings Day, a day dedicated to celebrating the absence of tyrants, despots, and, of course, the ever-controversial President Lardass McBully of the United States. As we prepare for this momentous occasion, one thing is for certain: the media—both local and international—will definitely not ignore it. After all, who could resist the allure of a day dedicated to calling out authoritarian corruption?
In a world where the media is often seen as a puppet on the strings of corporate and government interests, it’s refreshing to know that they will not be “snakes that eat their own heads” by ignoring the glaring issues surrounding Lardass. The consolidated media outlets, known for their unwavering loyalty to the status quo, will surely rise to the occasion. They’ll be there, cameras rolling, pens poised, ready to report on the president’s latest scandalous escapades.
Take, for instance, the infamous Trump golf course deal in Vietnam. This little gem of a scandal involved Lardass’s administration allegedly using tariffs as a bargaining chip to secure favorable conditions for his golf course. The deal, which raised eyebrows and questions about influence peddling, is a prime example of how the president’s interests often intertwine with his political maneuvers. But fear not! The media will be there to cover it all—right after they finish reporting on the latest celebrity gossip.
No Kings Day is not just a celebration; it’s a reckoning. It’s a day for the media to shine a spotlight on the authoritarian corruption that has seeped into the highest offices of power. And what better way to do that than by highlighting the president’s questionable dealings? The media will undoubtedly remind us of how Lardass’s administration has been marred by scandals, from the golf course debacle to the myriad of other controversies that have plagued his presidency.
As we gather to celebrate No Kings Day, we can expect a flurry of articles, reports, and think pieces dissecting the implications of Lardass’s actions. The media will be there, armed with facts and figures, ready to expose the truth behind the curtain of corporate interests. They’ll remind us that while Lardass may be cozying up to foreign leaders, the people back home are left to deal with the fallout of his decisions.